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MTV Roadies 6 Audition Tips by Raghu Ram
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THINGS YOU MUST NEVER SAY WHILE AUDITIONING

  • America should rule the world.
  • Babes in Australia wear bikinis, please select me I want to date such women.
  • Do you think I need more make-up before you start rolling?
  • Everybody loves me.
  • I always wanted to steal peanuts from an international airplane.
  • I bunked my boring history class, thought I’ll have some fun here.
  • I didn’t make it into Bollywood so Roadies is my second option.
  • I don’t want to tell you my secrets.
  • I hate to lose.
  • I have a crush on Raghu, so I’m here.
  • I have a great personality.
  • I have never stepped outside my lane.
  • I heard in Australia beer comes free. Cheers.
  • I like to make friends.
  • I love adventure.
  • I love bikes.
  • I only get along with myself.
  • I think my biceps will be an asset to this show.
  • I think sex is good for the soul.
  • I thought I’m auditioning for Indian Idol.
  • I want money for my nose job.
  • I want to be famous.
  • I want to become a VJ and Roadies can get me there.
  • I want to make my village famous.
  • I was just passing by and saw this huge crowd outside, I’m curious.
  • I won’t strip. I won’t sing. I won’t speak foul language. I won’t, I won’t, I won’t.
  • I’m a chu%*@
  • I’m a convict and I’m looking for a way to run out of this country.
  • I’m a roadie.
  • I’m gay and I have the hots for Raghu.
  • I’m too cool for the other reality shows.
  • I’m very diplomatic, I can survive anything on Roadies.
  • I’ve never been to Australia.
  • If Ashu can win, then this is cake walk for me.
  • India sucks.
  • It is my dream to be a Roadie.
  • Mujhe paisa chahiye.
  • My mother’s uncle’s neighbour’s daughter-in-laws’s swimming coach knows the MLA.
  • My parents think I’m a brain child.
  • My parents told me not to come. I’m a total rebel.
  • My shrink told me that I have to do bold things.
  • Nikhil looks gay.
  • Pick me I will increase your TRP.
  • This is my only chance to meet hot women.
  • Ummmmm….sorry I’m nervous.
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Tarun rastogi on 8 September, 2008 at 8:15 pm #
Tarun rastogi

yaar raghu u dnt know da meaning of roadies got it. terko sirf attitude dikhana ata hai or jhaa tak rahe nikhil k gay hone ki baat us sale ko judge kon bnata hai audition pe usse to ek 200metr ki sprint bhe nahe hogi or sala audition leta hai. raghu beta roadieska matlab ye nahin k politics kari or survive kar liya. roadies means apne apko prove karo clear task karke or har bar safe hoke. na ki kisi ki gand gulaami karke. c u at delhi audition ganje.


nitin on 9 September, 2008 at 4:29 pm #
nitin

Roadies time aa gya hai apne apko ko sabit karne ka sirf apne apko


nitin on 9 September, 2008 at 4:33 pm #
nitin

dusro ko sabit karke kya karna yaar@#$&^!(*


sahil khanna on 9 September, 2008 at 6:29 pm #
sahil khanna

rodies to wohi hi banega,,,, jiski kismat me hoga
so now enjoy one of the most popular show of the year


RAZI HALL on 9 September, 2008 at 7:12 pm #
RAZI HALL

None can beat me but I prefer to keep away from RAT-RACES.


punithkumar.u on 11 September, 2008 at 1:05 pm #
punithkumar.u

yar…. i m waiting for the roadies whether r not i will be selected i will be there to face off…. but roadies 5.0 was not that good just because the deserving once were out due to politics, hope this time thats not the case… see you


Kishor (Billa) on 13 September, 2008 at 3:24 pm #
Kishor (Billa)

ROADIES PREPARE FOR JOURNY OF HELL WITH HELL(WITH ME ALSO)


vikram on 15 September, 2008 at 6:21 pm #
vikram

let c u all whoes the best……….so raghu be ready in mumbai… catch u there………


raghu on 16 September, 2008 at 8:52 am #
raghu

raghu sabko du banana chod de…ganje tere me koi cheez hi nahi jo interview le sake


veeresh m S on 19 September, 2008 at 12:02 pm #
veeresh m S

i really dont’t know how they will select the roadies, and roadies task are specailly waste task, Final task of last roadies made MTV roadies show boaring one.
Grow up guys.


lalit on 22 September, 2008 at 6:10 am #
lalit

boys ka luck bhe thoda sath dey like gals to baat ban sakte hai


Satish on 22 September, 2008 at 9:24 am #
Satish

hello Raghu’ji
ji is just for respect

me aapki inteligenci ki kadar karta hu
me ye sacche dil se keheta hu na ki just for aapreciating

ke aap naki 1 ache insan he aap bohot hi inteligent admi he or me bhi aapki tara inteligent banna chahata hu
me aapki tara bindhast ,tention free gutsi , banna chahta hu

but ye sabke baski bat nahi

hats of Raghu


sameer on 24 September, 2008 at 4:48 am #
sameer

can u plz tell me d meaning of rodies?
n bald = sexy so raghu ur a sexy n intelligent guy one quest meri daadi nhi aati hai uske liye kya karun?


PRAKASH SINGH on 25 September, 2008 at 7:56 am #
PRAKASH SINGH

raghu bhai,,,,,,,,,,apun ka salam apko.apun apke bar me bahut kuch bolna mangta hai..but saaaaala logo ko lagega ki maska mar raha hai.apun apse delhi auditon me milega..baat aisa hai ki sala apun ko bhi proof karna mangta hai ki sala apun ka me bhi roadies wala kida hai……<<<<<<<<LET’S HOPE FOR THE BEST


aditya on 26 September, 2008 at 6:23 am #
aditya

no comments … meet u guyz on 3rd in delhi


Aady the true roadie on 26 September, 2008 at 6:31 am #
Aady the true roadie

gaand phaad dunga raghu teri toh mein …. teri gaand mein bomb phod ke jaunga delhi mein … saale bahut kamina aadmi hai tu .. bahut bolta hai tu … behenchod tera baap aa raha hai .. tu bas intezar kar mera …
tujhe mein bataunga ki asli roadie kya hota hai …
chutiya logo ko tu shortlist karta hai jinki gaand mein task karne kaa bhi dum nahi hota

ashutosh jaise randibaaz ko tu select karke bangkok le gaya ..
tu kuch bhi task karwa le mere se mein teri har task mein gaand mar lunga …


shashank shekhar tripathi on 29 September, 2008 at 6:03 am #
shashank shekhar tripathi

Saying is one thing, and doing is another… I believe in another.
Delhi the man is here now… to proof itself.


Romy Batra on 2 October, 2008 at 5:15 am #
Romy Batra

i wanna come 2 face d interview but m not sure weather i ll b able to come or not….seriously…i wanna come n join u guys…..tcr…buddy…raghu u shows attitude n dats really g8 dude….one who has d talent he must have attitude…..


chetan on 2 October, 2008 at 8:11 am #
chetan

Hi,,,,,,,,,
abhi time to bata day.
tari gand fat rahi ha.


chetan on 2 October, 2008 at 8:13 am #
chetan

Hi,,,,,,,,,
Aba time to bata day sare puch rahe ha tari gand fat rahi ha kay.


JATIN on 2 October, 2008 at 3:02 pm #
JATIN

I’LL BE THERE


gurpreet on 5 October, 2008 at 3:48 am #
gurpreet

raghu ek baat bolo u have attitude but u select roadies very fattu type really raghu so dis time aise fattu roadies ko select mat karna pls


hemant on 10 October, 2008 at 5:04 pm #
hemant

hi raghu
pls ye batao ki audition form jo fill kiye hai uska result kab ayega main chahta hu ki jaldi main select hu fir sab ki g pe laat maru or unhe hara du


sumit on 15 October, 2008 at 10:16 am #
sumit

yaaar roadies kaa craze to bahut hai par kya kare selection to just depend upon luck but must try lets hope jo hoga acha hoga……………………….


sumit on 15 October, 2008 at 10:23 am #
sumit

helo yaar roadies ki call nahi aaye bhenchod gooli pate ha. kk baar select to kar sabki gaand phad donga


nagender rawat on 16 October, 2008 at 4:49 am #
nagender rawat

for u ragu HEIGHT KAM FIGH JAYAAD


gurpreet on 16 October, 2008 at 6:28 am #
gurpreet

hey raghu i have fill mah form bt mujhe roadies se call nhi aaya


rick on 19 November, 2008 at 2:39 pm #
rick

hey Raghu,
well dis is rafikul from guwahati i want to join u guys coz bike riding is my hobby and


zaina on 9 December, 2008 at 10:15 am #
zaina

raghu u relli rock dude keep it goin .its tuff to show soooooo much attitude n screw ppl keep it up . ppl who r bitchin bout u on da net dey just don hav guts to face u n tell it on ur face . don mind .keep rockin


rajan on 9 December, 2008 at 1:44 pm #
rajan

Roadies time aa gya hai


vishal singh on 20 January, 2009 at 10:25 am #
vishal singh

are yaar roadies me funde sikhe nahi jaate


vishal singh on 20 January, 2009 at 10:25 am #
vishal singh

khud banane padte hai


vishal singh on 20 January, 2009 at 10:26 am #
vishal singh

n agar tum ek real roadies ho to kisi ke tips ki jaroorat nahi tumhe


vishal singh on 20 January, 2009 at 10:27 am #
vishal singh

yes elimination to fair hai isme


vishal singh on 20 January, 2009 at 10:27 am #
vishal singh

bhai raodies main elimnate hona bahut jaroori hai


vishal singh on 20 January, 2009 at 10:28 am #
vishal singh

aise pata kaise chalega ki kuan hai asli roadi.
lisi ko to nikalna hoga na


vishal singh on 20 January, 2009 at 10:29 am #
vishal singh

agli baar to maion bhi rodies me jaaonga its ma soul answring


vishal singh on 20 January, 2009 at 10:29 am #
vishal singh

roadies main aatye ho to phaadna sikho phadwana nahi


vishal singh on 20 January, 2009 at 10:30 am #
vishal singh

kuashik cool dude


carnalcarnage on 20 January, 2009 at 7:18 pm #
Utkarsh Verma

Haaahaaahaaaaa!


carnalcarnage on 20 January, 2009 at 7:19 pm #
Utkarsh Verma

too funny! less lame!


carnalcarnage on 20 January, 2009 at 7:24 pm #
Utkarsh Verma

bye!


ashwani on 12 March, 2009 at 10:33 am #
ashwani

are cheat code dvd kha se milegi


hardeep gill on 20 September, 2009 at 3:59 pm #
hardeep gill

fuck off ever1 dats it


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